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fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
This is beyond me. I am the Chairperson of Jeal-Anon, and I never heard of this organization.
ReplyDeleteI like me. Everyone loves me. Everyone is jealous of me. I'm perfect. Why should I change?
Angie, babe, don't you remember saying we could put you on the board? You're supposed to be an EXAMPLE for these people—this ad is not aimed at you, it's aimed at people who want to be LIKE you. Only without spending as much money.
ReplyDeleteCity people are like hamsters. Always running circles on a wheel. The ever present water bottle is like the bottles that hang from the cage. It is stodgy. NYC needs this. Anjolie do you know any people that can franchise this?
ReplyDeleteSometimes Brad looks like a hamster when he first wakes up in the morning. His hair is golden, like a Syrian hamster, and he has a round face and this little nose and those beady dark eyes. When he's been sleeping on his face it gets all smooshed up.
ReplyDeleteDid you know hamsters run an average of three miles every day in their little wheels?
Now, that's stamina. Like Brad has.
How about "Pitt's Hamster- Ade Sex Water". It's obvious how to pitch it.
Like..."It Worked for Thelma. Make it Work for You!"
shake it up? how about stop shaking it up? how about getting out of the wheel and go without the water drink the air and walk on the sea?
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