The piles of linen, old books, rugs and wicker in the corner testify that this blog is about to morph into a home building and repair site. I'm not going to neglect drama, romance or gossip, but the metaphors will change. I need a description at the top of this page that encapsuates that sore-thumb, bleeding-bank-account, help-quick-turn-off-the-water-line ethos. A description of my own little reality show.
"Extreme rakeover!"
"Defining the word houseproud for generations to come!"
"Living proof that chicks shouldn't use power tools!"
"The do-it-yourselfer's guide to the difference between a screw and getting screwed."
Hmm, the screw metaphor has some possibilities. Any ideas?
fair warning: on block island or manhattan or in missouri, we can be a little salty
"When all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail."
ReplyDeleteWhat about Git er done? Men call anything that has to be fixed..maintained..built...her...
ReplyDeleteso you want to screw? Git er done!