4.11.2005

rules of the road

I'm in my fourth state of the day, and I have learned the following:

All roads are under construction.
There has been a lot of rain everywhere.
Everybody has dogs and cats.
It is turkey season.
Clear Channel is almost as bad as Christian radio.
Everybody has a family member in Iraq.
All motels have wireless.
Everybody but me hates Mexicans.
Real estate prices have soared everywhere.
Except in the East, this is a lawless land.
Use cruise control.

2 comments:

  1. I don't hate Mexicans!!!
    We're currently under a FLOOD WATCH...rain, rain, & more rain...you left just in time.
    I had help choosing this moniker...pretty telling, huh!
    Got a speeding ticket, did we?

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  2. No, for once i DIDN'T get a speeding ticket!

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