What is this? Where is it? When I see this object, I will know that I am closing in on my destination today. Yes, travel fans, I am once again leaving New York City.
Would you like to know how the craigslist ad for the Goose worked out? I am so excited! I got the following two responses from different E mail addresses:
My name is bonke said,I will like to know if my Wife and i can spend 3 nights at your place.We will like to know if you have Sept 7 to 10 available.I will like you to get back to me with the cost and availability. Thanks
Hello,
To Whom It May Concern,My Name Is tyler burris.I Will Like To Check If My Wife and I can Use 4night At Your Place(5,6,7,8 sept 2010).We Are Coming From United Kingdom For Our Vacation,I Want You To Mail Me The Availability Date And The Total Cost For The Rent.
Thanks
God Bless You.
I'm particularly excited about the second one! All the way from London to spend four nights at the Goose in the middle of Nowheresville, travel fans! I will write back soonest. I am pretty sure they will want to send me a check immediately! And you can tell they're good tenant because they both have Wife!
Just give them your bank account number and I am sure they'd prefer to do direct deposit.
ReplyDeleteDear Lady: I am Ansted Nareet Young, and I know it will be no great surprise to you that I am Great-great grandson of illustrious founder of Salt Lake, Mr. Brigham Young.
ReplyDeleteLike my great-great grandfather, Mr. Brigham Young, I am travel far and broad to find the next Great Place.
In this Goose you have I think I have found this thing.
I will say to my wives, of whom I have 15 and many offspring,"This Is The Place."
Are other churches in vicinity of feathered abode? I am send you check for five years rent, please to acknowledge this expression of faith, Dear Lady.
I am bank with dear friend, Ableem Narza Smith-Johnson. I am blessed!
Ah, too bad the 2 respondents wanted overlapping dates---such demand!!!
ReplyDeleteAnd the second one even God Blessed you!
and maybe they're both poets, with the non-capitalization of their names and all...
ReplyDeletevery interesting names I'd say...
ReplyDeleteI think you're going somewhere to buy more real estate....
ReplyDeletemy name in small caps
ReplyDeletetakes less room when sent
besides all that
could it save on the rent?
Perhaps they would like to wire transfer the funds in triplicate so that you can ensure the Wife will be happy.
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